5 definitions by Gandles
A noun given to any obese person with very bad personal hygiene, which results in a body odour reminiscent of excrament and/or sweat.
May also be used to someone who has not showered/bathed in over a week OR an obese woman dressed like a whore on a night out
May also be used to someone who has not showered/bathed in over a week OR an obese woman dressed like a whore on a night out
by Gandles October 9, 2006
Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
A fictional character a desperate male might create and say he had intimate relations with, in an attempt to not feel like an outcast amongst his peers.
Members of the Norcross family tend to live on The Wirral although recent reports have shown that they may have moved home to Aintree. The reason for this switch in residence is as of yet unkown
Members of the Norcross family tend to live on The Wirral although recent reports have shown that they may have moved home to Aintree. The reason for this switch in residence is as of yet unkown
by Gandles October 10, 2006
by Gandles October 7, 2006
The auspicious day when the supreme being Jod came into existance.
The scripture say he was born out of an eternal flame that burned where the centre of the universe now is. His aura was so intense that he created the universe from it simulatenously as being born.
The scripture say he was born out of an eternal flame that burned where the centre of the universe now is. His aura was so intense that he created the universe from it simulatenously as being born.
by Gandles October 11, 2006