Jodism 

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century

"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"

Jodism by Gandles October 9, 2006

jodism 

Jodism is a religion

jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou

Dude are you catholic?
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better

jodism by veronica19922105 August 30, 2006

jonism 

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018

Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.

Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.

Joedism by bizarnite February 17, 2008

Josism 

Noun; Jose-is-m.

A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.

Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.

Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.

Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.

Josism by iwuvchris November 28, 2010

Jobism 

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

Jobism by American Worker January 20, 2009

Jodiemas 

The celebration of the birth of our lord and savior, and also the birth of Christ. Usually accompanied by dramatic readings of urban dictionary definitions, copious amount of food and cookies, and some intense Froggering.

Jodiemas was crazy last night! We all got wasted and froggered.

Jodiemas by Frogger High Score December 16, 2012