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Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.
jerksplaining by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

Jewsplaining 

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.
This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

Jewsplainer

Someone who thinks collateral damage is okay as long as it’s the good guys doing it.
Asher: That hospital wouldn’t have been bombed if Hamas didn’t send fighters over the wall. Also, the patients were warned to evacuate.
Richard: Okay, Jewsplainer.
Jewsplainer by Augustisimus November 1, 2023

Jewsplain 

Non-Jews telling Jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other Jews), their faith, their community, and their role in society.
It's aggravating when a gentile tries to jewsplain the Torah but can't even read Hebrew.
Jewsplain by Ahavah Torah February 27, 2020

medisplain

A lay person who tries to explain and/or gives medical advice to a medical professional.
Even after I told him I was a nurse, he continued to medisplain to me how the pandemic wasn't real, masks don't work, vaccinations change you DNA and that I should be taking biotin.
medisplain by anamosity71 March 4, 2021