Giuseppe

The horniest man you know. Every other phrase he says is a sexual joke or reference. He often receives nudes from girls at 2 in the morning. Even the most unsuspected of girls try to get some of the big G. He is a very freaky person and is always down for a good sloppy sloppy.
"Hey Giuseppe, how are you-"
"On your knees, now"
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Giuseppe

An absolute fucking god, the man who created both memes, and the world
It's fucking Giuseppe bois
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Giuseppe

An italian name, which means "Large Penis" in the ancient indian language.
Indian: Did you see that guy?
Other Indian: Yes.
Indian: i wonder if he has a Giuseppe?
Other Indian: Probably.
by Wiki Encyclopedia June 04, 2009
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Giuseppe

A sexy beast that while hit you with the el Italianio. He’ll hit u with that meme face at any given time. Don’t mess with Giuseppe.
Hey, don’t try and Giuseppe your way out of this convo.
by Buttlick12 December 14, 2018
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Giuseppe

The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe
Giuseppe is love. Giuseppe is life.
by giuseppe123 August 26, 2023
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Giuseppe

a real treasure, must be protected <3
a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
Giuseppe is the love of my life!
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Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.
Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
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