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An italian name, which means "Large Penis" in the ancient indian language.
Indian: Did you see that guy?
Other Indian: Yes.
Indian: i wonder if he has a Giuseppe?
Other Indian: Probably.
by Wiki Encyclopedia June 04, 2009
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the sweetest person i know! honest! ive never once seen him get mad or annoyed (and im really annoying broski) hes rlly rlly nice—it’s actually insane how someone can be so cool. like yknow hes funny, sweet, pretty heckin adorable no cap; basically what were getting at here is that hes like actually the ideal friend. its supa cool to call him my super buddy bro guy homie amigo. i feel lucky to have such a person in my life. hes never ONCE done anything to get me upset-and thats saying a lot since im an angry and sad person but w him i jus turn into complete mush and literally the representation of the 🥺 emoji. uwu, giuseppe, uwu.
random person:hey who is that guy over there?
me: thats giuseppe. the best person yet!
by cheetopuffles September 21, 2019
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A sexy beast that while hit you with the el Italianio. He’ll hit u with that meme face at any given time. Don’t mess with Giuseppe.
Hey, don’t try and Giuseppe your way out of this convo.
by Buttlick12 December 14, 2018
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An absolute fucking god, the man who created both memes, and the world
It's fucking Giuseppe bois
by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 03, 2019
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A limp dick after long and hard sex. Also when a dick gets limp halfway through sex, such as when switching from missionary position to doggy, resulting in having to mash the dick in half-limp.
Jenny: What's wrong baby? Let's go again.

Richard: Sorry baby, I really want to, I just have a Giuseppe.
by Xenu310h!!!! September 10, 2009
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