Definitions by JormanThoad

Is your grandmother Japanese? 

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

Is your grandmother Japanese? by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

read the thread 

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

read the thread by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

can you tell me where's the candy? by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

mister positivity 

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

mister positivity by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock 

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

allcapslord 

That one guy who insists that using all-caps is just emphasis as long as Zuckerberg doesn't have an italics function on Facebook.

"ALLCAPSLORD? Legendary outlaw? He's not yelling, that's just EMPHASIS!"

allcapslord by JormanThoad May 7, 2019

genitalman 

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

genitalman by JormanThoad March 14, 2019