JormanThoad's definitions

jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

classic brenda

When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.

Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA

by JormanThoad December 31, 2016

always be hot dog

Be balls-out with all your endeavors.

"Always be you. Always be extreme. AND ALWAYS BE HOT DOG."

by JormanThoad July 31, 2018

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018