JormanThoad's definitions

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

hey look

Bringing attention or emphasis to archetypical or repetitive behavior on social media. Often used as a stand-alone rejoinder.

"Hey look! Brian is linking to that same meme, again!"

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

genitalman

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

by JormanThoad March 14, 2019

Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.

We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.

by JormanThoad November 7, 2018