Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 01, 2017

genitalman

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

by JormanThoad March 14, 2019

I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.

We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.

by JormanThoad November 07, 2018

thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 01, 2020