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jism wiper 

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A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
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Captain Jism 

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Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.
Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011

jdimsa 

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Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.
> I'll never hug my waifu IRL
jdimsa
jdimsa by 0Albert0 November 21, 2014

jism trail 

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1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks
1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!
jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

Jaismeen 

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Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.
Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”
Jaismeen by anonymous November 18, 2020

jismize

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To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!
I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum
jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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