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‘Jadism’ Is a terminal illness caused by over working and not interacting with anything outside in the real world. Young white male boys are prone to this illness and many decide to quit there jobs continuing to work in this shitty environment causes one to become ‘Jaded’.Because it eventually takes over there sole, free time and social security.
Hey Come out and drink tonic wine at the park tonight!

Nah i’m okay got the jade iy

Fuck sake you’ve got jadism
Jadism by Jade iy February 11, 2018
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- the individual and typically unheralded pursuit of cataloging and recognizing the actions, decisions or events that result in one becoming jaded.

- Jadism is typically codified by one variation or another of George Santayana's quote "The one who does not remember history is bound to live through it again".

- in practical application, Jadism typically results in one being the de facto historian and clarion call for dumb or impractical ideas in an organization, particularly when working with the young and inexperienced or ideologues.

- Jadism and Zealotism are not incompatible and can often be complementary under the right circumstances.
Being the experienced practitioner of Jadism in the meeting, I had to inform Timmy that while his idea had been tried and failed countless times over the years, his ignorance of that fact in no way made the idea any less dumb now.
Jadism by mrvco May 14, 2012
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Religion ruled by one God ( Jad ).

It consists basically on the belief of one God, one life, and one world.
My new favorite religion is Jadism.
Jadism by Cat-alves97 August 29, 2017

Jaismeen 

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.
“Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”
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A word used in Korean American popular culture to describe likeness to Korean superhero J, known for his wit, charm, and the ability to imitate people's voices and behaviours.
A: How should I get this girl?

B: Pure, Jaeism bro.
Jaeism by mikejordan1 February 4, 2010
The religion of Xxxtentacion himself. To participate in this religion, you must be an ultimate chad, and must only listen to Jah's music. In Jahism, there is no God. Instead, we worship Jah, and only refer to Jah as Jah.
Person 1 (a beta male): "Yo, I heard you're following Jahism now!"
Person 2 (absolute chad): "Spotlight, moonlight, Jahmen."
jahism by Supbrz February 2, 2019
Jadisha

Known as an intelligent homosapien.
A Jadisha always gets perfect scores and is a deep lover of bonus points. What pisses off a Jadisha is when another human gets bonus points.

A Jadisha is a pretty girl and stacks her exes profiles and also friends the boyfriends of her boyfriend's girlfriends.

During locker period, she is known for throwing her books messily on the ground.

she sits beside loving creatures who are hysterically funny and incorrigible.

Also known as THE BRAIN or the CENTRAL.

She likes to "check answers" with a very nice young lady and math is her empowerment.

A Jadisha is a very nice human and remember to give her bonus points.

Her worst experiences include that if falling From the front door of a pickup when she was a youngster and that of shving her lips when she was sent to buy a shaver.

It is concluded that she will be the validvictotian of her academy and certain creatures will despise her for that.

A Jadisha has big mammary glands and once shaved her lips.

She might be mean but once someone gets to know a Jadisha then she is a really nice and friendly person. Being mean makes her rather fun.
Luis: Look at Jadisha flaming in anger!

shelly: Dude someone else must have gotten the bonus points!
Jadisha by Squeakyjojo69 April 10, 2013
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