If I told you what I wanted... would you give it to me?
Hym âWhat I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as
12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution
may seem to you.â
Dr. JeepJorp âBuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN
mEaN!!! wE cAnâT bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!!
DoNât YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?â
Hym âTSS!! 𤌠âď¸ No! I
donât give a
single fuck about a relationship. Not a
single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.â
Iam âThat is a tertiary concern that youâre projecting on to us.â
Hym âEXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isnât. It wonât ever be.â
Gayve âYou just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!â
Hym âAND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isnât about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I
donât want the thing at the
top of your inane hierarchy, then I
donât know what I want.
Youâve conflated (entirely) what I want with âwhat
people SHOULD wantâ. All the while pretending not to notice that I reject your premise. In the same way that you reject the premise of the trans activists (that gender is a social construct), I reject your premise that I am nested in a universalized hierarchical ethic and cannot want things that are outside of
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Iam âHeh, he treats it
like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-â
Hym âHA! Heâs trying to assimilate us! Thatâs all it is! Heâs Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you
donât
like âyes or noâ questions but seriously. Here, Iâll make it
easy for you. The answer is âyes.â Iâm perfectly capable of knowing what I want. Youâ
re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you
donât have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I
donât know,
pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.â
Jooben Shooben âBut you need a
wife becaush shociety needs...â
Hym âYou use your
wife to validate your entire existence. Thatâs the
real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.â