Jod

An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being

Your arrogance is reaching Jod level

by Gandles October 07, 2006

Jod

What people who say "Jif" call God

Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?

by calemgalgo June 04, 2022

Jod

A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"

Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."

by Yetch_ October 27, 2021

Jod

QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.

Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.

by Jodhatetour October 16, 2020

Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

JOD

combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning

JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it

by jonelone January 16, 2010

JOD

A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.

Your a absolute JOD

by Urban turban123 June 09, 2018