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An attitude where someone believes they are the centre of the world and tends to accuse others of wrongdoing or evil without any concrete evidence. This term is often used to describe a self-centred or narcissistic mindset, where the person assumes they are always right while disregarding the opinions or proof from others.
“She has such bad jeanism. She’s a total jeanist.”
Jeanism by Lemontang July 2, 2026
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The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.
I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism
Juanism by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018
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The Best Jeanist

The best jeanist is a anime character from My Hero Academia! He is the only person to use a Jean jacket appropriately.
The best jeanist is a marvelous fellow threads and all!
The Best Jeanist by Zacstract October 30, 2018
A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.
Juanism by Ro Pie January 26, 2007
The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"
Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!
Jeanis by AIDZ September 27, 2005
The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.
"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"
Jeanis by NeiLiO October 12, 2007

Jeanisse 

Derived from Denisse meaning:

1. The most gorgeous person in the entire world. No man is good enough to have her. and eternally lucky is the one who obtains her. She was put on this earth to be worshiped, loved and adored, and nobody could ever adore her more then santos. She is a goddess on earth, the next world wonder. Denisse can never be matched, nor replaced, for she is just so perfect, that no other girl could possibly surpass her. she is everything a guy could ever ask for, and so much more. <3

And derived from Jeannette too:

2. usually means the child of God... but when applied to women means very sexual, beautiful, and seductive
1. That girl is so out of your league... is she a Denisse?

2. Jeannette is beautiful!

3. Beauty's definition is Jeanisse!
Jeanisse by Gabrielle125 April 12, 2009
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