Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

by AIDZ September 27, 2005

Jeanis

The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.

"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"

by NeiLiO October 12, 2007

jeanis

a fold of the crotch region of the jeans, resembling a generous portion of penis

After slouching for several hours Joey's jeans and slide down his waist creating a ginormous jeanis

by Qfroman December 23, 2002

jeanis

when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans or trousers and whenever she sits down the trousers form into a bulge and she appears to have a penis.

Thats a jeanis.

(jeans + penis)

omg! Nooo... ive got a total jeanis!!

by a little bit of grrr... July 25, 2009

Jeanis

The small bunch of denim located at the zipper region of women's jeans that are a little too tight around the waistband, giving the illusion of male genitalia. It occurs mostly when the wearer is seated.

These jeans look great when I'm standing up, but they give me a jeanis when I sit down.

by allthegoodnicknamesaretaken May 5, 2009

jeanis

when a girl sits down while wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans and there is a bulge in the crotch area

i have a major jeanis goin on

by thesexyginge October 16, 2008

Jeanis

When a pair of jeans makes a girl appear to have a penis.

A Jeanis is when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans, which consequently make it appear that she has a Penis. If you are a girl, and especially if you grew up in the 90's, then you have probably had at least one Jeanis in your life.

by MitchShevae July 6, 2010