Juanism

The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.

I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism

by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018

Juanism

A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada

Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.

by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

Juanism

This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.

An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

by pansexualemothot February 17, 2020

Juanism

Is a religion about Juan Carlos Medina; created 2012 follow on instagram @_juancarlosmedina

I follow juanism in my everyday life.

by Juanism January 21, 2016

juanis

The most gorgeous girl of all. Who will always be on top. Juanis will always surprise you with a 4.0 gpa. She is very smart and has lots of friends and family who love her and adore her. She is kind and humble as a leaf and honorable as a princess

Omg have you met that girl Juanis she is so sweet.

by Janita December 13, 2017

junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

Jugānisms

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation

You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded

by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019