Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"
Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!
by AIDZ September 27, 2005
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Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ October 02, 2005
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