Definitions by AIDZ
Choad
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
Jeanis
The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"