Javeba
Javeba by Ginger6969 June 14, 2016
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Jakeball
A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
JakeBaked
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
javena
She is as unique as her name, a true blessing to those who are lucky to meet her. She is as strong physically as she is emotionally. She loves deeply & relentlessly. Loyalty, respectfulness & honesty are all virtues she holds high. Show her this & you'll have a life partner you can always count on. She's the type of person that brings meaning & purpose into a meaningless life. Happiness is felt wherever she goes. There is no such thing as a bad day when you have Javena by your side. She's the type of person to put the one she loves before herself. Javena is the person you read books, watch movies and hear stories about. She's the person that compliments you along lifes path, your true twin flame. She's the better of the two halves. You are the Yin & she is the Yang. When you are with her she makes you grow, makes you want to do better & be better. Sharing life with Javena is more than you could ever hope or wish for. She is something special & she deserves to feel no less than this. I've got a Javena in my life. Can't you tell? Her presence makes you radiate with love, happiness & positivity. There's no place I'd rather be than by her side. Commitment to one person is not an effort when you have Javena in your life. Those who have done wrong by her are fools for not appreciating & acknowledging her true worth. But thank you to those silly fools as I have been blessed with the one & the only beautiful Javena.
javena by Justa small town girl July 16, 2019
Javeman
Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.
"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."
Javeman by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008