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Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.
Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!
javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015
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A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).
Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.
javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019
Is smart, very independent, speaks mind, open to others opinion. Can laugh, may show insecurities but they just need someone to be there from time to time. Great person inside and takes pride of the person outside.
Friend: Hey Jaleah Im having trouble with my boyfriend
Jaleah: Maybe you should give him some space. :
Jaleah by Poetical Lele January 4, 2014
Jaleah is a goofy, smart,funny,bipolar, beautiful girl. She has the body of a goddess, she has beautiful long hair, she has a butt on her, and her thighs are just so perfect. Jaleah rides for the ones that ride for her don't ever get on her bad side. She is loyal to her friends and her boyfriend she is also tired of getting hurt.
Boyfriend: Jaleah is different from all these other girls.
Ex: Damn, I wish i never messed up with jaleah.
Jaleah by Leahhhbooooo January 5, 2019
Jaleah is a girl that is smart, cool, and dangerous. If you become friends with a Jaleah you must stay on her good side,or face consequences. She is weird and beautiful in a fierce and strong way. Hard on the outside; soft and insecure on the inside. if you can break her shell you can be friends forever! she is very loyal, willing to die for her friends.
Jaleah by Midnight Dawn April 19, 2018
Jaleah is goofy asf she always laughing and dancing. She bipolar but she a cool ass person. She loves too hard and gets tired of being hurt. She loyal but she know how to play the game too.
Friend:You can always count on Jaleah to keep it real.
Jaleah by Myownopinion April 11, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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