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Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
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Jakefaced 

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.
Ah man I'm so excited I'm getting jakefaced tonight!
Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

jakeybakers 

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!
Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu
jakeybakers by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

Jakebabe 

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest
Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.
Jakebabe by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007

jakejake 

The dopest dude from broussard Louisiana
Jakejake is 420 friendly
jakejake by Ekajekaj January 2, 2018

Jakefaced 

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.
Ah man I am going to get jakefaced tonight!
Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

Jakelake 

A stud. Owns JakeLake.com
Damn, Jakelake is a stud!
www.jakelake.com
Jakelake by Jake Lake December 6, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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