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Bum Javelin
Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!
It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!
James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!
Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!
Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
Bum Javelin by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009
meaty javelin
meaty javelin by Hordriss May 10, 2006
Ultimate Beer Javelin
A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
Ultimate Beer Javelin by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
MW2 Javelin Noob
The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"
Several other players: You hear that?
Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-
-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
Several other players: You hear that?
Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-
-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
MW2 Javelin Noob by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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