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Jakeball 

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
Jakeball by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006

jakeball 

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".

The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
jakeball by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.
Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.
jukeball by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

Jake-Ball Rolling 

When a person is indulging in a marathon drinking(and possibly drugs) session.
"Alright mate, what you up to?"

"Jake-Ball Rolling!"
Jake-Ball Rolling by greenockaldo January 20, 2004

JakeBalls 

The act of cock blocking on all of your friends.
Whoa dude look at that nick boy pullin' a jakeballs
JakeBalls by justcallmejakeballs January 13, 2010

jokeball 

My baby is a damn jokeball
jokeball by Joke all November 1, 2021
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