Javeman 

Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.

"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."

Javeman by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008

Javeman 

Toonzone member known for being the first Chilean person to join the forums. He is known for being faithful to the forums and defends it from trolls and spammers. Likes watching cartoons, playing videogames, and writing fanfiction.

"Preach on, Javeman, preach on."

"That's the best thing I've heard in years. Javeman, you get a point."

Javeman by Javier April 23, 2004

Jajemän 

Different way of saying "yes" in swedish

-Är du hungrig? (Are you hungry?)

-Jajemän

Jajemän by fatso_fbg July 14, 2006

Jakeman 

Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.

Jakeman is so cool and good at sports like you won't believe.

Jakeman by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013

the jaceman! 

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

the jaceman! by dp April 5, 2005

Jaeman 

A guy who really hates his own people.

Jaeman hates Koreans.

Jaeman by Zach Thomas April 7, 2003

Javean

a diaper baby

Javean wear a diaper and is a baby, so hes a diaper baby!

Javean by alexo32 August 7, 2011