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hot girls... so everyone stfu
idk they are hot so everyone who is hatin u guys are probably jealous and javaban is hot
javaban by JEW BAG December 24, 2008
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every other definition is ridiculous. these girls are all beautiful people. loving and caring. julie cant help if she gets more action then you. live with it. vicki cant help that you are flat, and shes not. live with it. bianca is a sweetie. and all because your not, dosnt mean u have to be calling her a bitch. live with it. nora cant help that you have no ass, and she has one. people people people, come on. this is so pathetic. saying this stuff about those girls wont change the way you look.
"i love javaban" my bestfriends are in it.
javaban by Peace Maker December 24, 2008
31.CXD is a jagaban
jagaban by 31.CXD October 2, 2020
1) A Yoruba word that means "leader of warriors"
2) A really smart and nice guy
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Jagaban by Exbyte February 20, 2022

Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010
Jagaban is a name or title given to a brave and strongman in the yoruba part of Nigeria. Jagaban is also a beast in bed. he is also fearless of anything! Jagaban has a lot of influence and a large heart for all.
i want a Jagaban in my life
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Hip to the Javabean 

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Why is it called "Hip to the Javabean"? No one knows.
What are the songs about? Nobody knows. Why does your evil shadow have a cup of tea?
Why does the last song in the record have a 7 minute long instrumental intro?
Person 1: Hey, have you listened to Hip to the Javabean?
Person 2: What?
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