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javaban
every other definition is ridiculous. these girls are all beautiful people. loving and caring. julie cant help if she gets more action then you. live with it. vicki cant help that you are flat, and shes not. live with it. bianca is a sweetie. and all because your not, dosnt mean u have to be calling her a bitch. live with it. nora cant help that you have no ass, and she has one. people people people, come on. this is so pathetic. saying this stuff about those girls wont change the way you look.
javaban by Peace Maker December 24, 2008
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javaban • jagaban • JavaBong • Javaan • Javalanche • javaland • Hip to the Javabean • jana banana • Java-Basking • Java Boner
jagaban
31.CXD is a jagaban
Javalanche
When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010
Hip to the Javabean
3rd album from Lemon Demon. It's the one with "I've Got Some Falling To Do" in it.
Why is it called "Hip to the Javabean"? No one knows.
What are the songs about? Nobody knows. Why does your evil shadow have a cup of tea?
Why does the last song in the record have a 7 minute long instrumental intro?
Why is it called "Hip to the Javabean"? No one knows.
What are the songs about? Nobody knows. Why does your evil shadow have a cup of tea?
Why does the last song in the record have a 7 minute long instrumental intro?
Hip to the Javabean by treshcen May 21, 2022
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