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Jrism is a philosophical and spiritual movement created by David Vogel Jr. It is based on the principles of chronic spedisism, which are the values of compassion, kindness, understanding, respect, and equality. It strives to create safe and inclusive communities that promote justice, truth, and understanding. The idea is that the best way to make the world a better place is by taking action in our own local communities. So, let's live by the values of Jrism and commit to taking action to create positive change!
You hear about the 9 Mongolian hamsters that knew jrism? They respect each other the way David Vogel jr intended to.
Jrism by Very jrism August 13, 2023
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jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
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Jrism • jism • Jismslap • jaismeen • Jcism • jism monkey • jismole • jismopper • JWism • jaismin

Captain Jism 

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.
Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011

jism trail 

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks
1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!
jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

Jaismeen 

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.
“Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”
Jaismeen by anonymous November 18, 2020
To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!
I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum
jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013

Jism Junction 

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.
My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.
Jism Junction by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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