Cornholetined

Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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Clamslammer

A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
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Hog Hood

A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
by Tee Cee Deez April 09, 2020
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Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.
I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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Asscomplice

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.
I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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Dongminate

The ability to dominate a female with a complete dong dismantling.
I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
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