An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.
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A list of individuals you would like to blow a load on.
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When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
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A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.
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A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
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