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A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual
Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 04, 2021
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The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.
I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
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The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.
I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
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The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.
I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!
by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
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