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An individual of not necessarily of Caucasian ethnicity but has the tendencies of one, that at times acts like a total cunt.
Jesus, I don’t know what’s gotten into Mike, but he’s acting like a total Cuntcasian. You’d think with the way he acts he was born into an ultra wealthy family from Beverly Hills. This cheesedick is from Seattle, not Bellevue.
by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023
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A term used to describe an extremely attractive, delicious looking nurse or doctor
My buddy Ted was in the hospital, on a respirator due to the covid virus. Fortunately, he made a full recovery and he was telling me there were an abundance of Covidlicious doctors and nurses working there. That son of a bitch was on his deathbed, hitting on the females, and here I am healthy unable to get laid!I’m guessing they threw a catheter in him and saw he was Horsedickulous. You’re an asshole Ted!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 17, 2019
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A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
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Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
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Is a term used to describe an overwhelming, ridiculous sized dong
Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.
I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
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