JWism
JWism by Brother Al JW February 22, 2008
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JWism
The belief system of the high-control group known as Jehovah’s Witnesses. By dehumanizing former members and exerting undue influence on current members, JWism intimidates millions of people from exploring their own independent spirituality and critical thinking ability.
Arbitrary rules about appearance and choices of recreation, forbidden literature and association, heavy policing of thoughts and conversations and deeply rooted emotional anchors are all examples of how JWism maintains its stronghold on the minds and hearts of millions.
Arbitrary rules about appearance and choices of recreation, forbidden literature and association, heavy policing of thoughts and conversations and deeply rooted emotional anchors are all examples of how JWism maintains its stronghold on the minds and hearts of millions.
What I can not tolerate about JWism is that they insist that “Jehovah’s Witnesses” have the “Best Life Ever” when the opposite is true.
JWism by Here_I_Am_Bend_Me July 21, 2022
JWism
The belief system of the high-control group known as “Jehovah’s Witnesses.”
Followers include people who give unquestioning obedience to a “Governing Body” that is based in New York, USA. They feel good about themselves for doing not much at all except waiting for Armageddon, traumatizing children and vulnerable people into submission and exerting undue influence on people’s families, careers and personal finances.
Followers include people who give unquestioning obedience to a “Governing Body” that is based in New York, USA. They feel good about themselves for doing not much at all except waiting for Armageddon, traumatizing children and vulnerable people into submission and exerting undue influence on people’s families, careers and personal finances.
JWism by Here_I_Am_Bend_Me July 21, 2022
jism wiper
A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.
see jizz mopper.
see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
jism trail
1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.
2. Peter Tracks
2. Peter Tracks
jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006
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