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JWism

Short for Jehovah Witnesses i.e. Jehovah Witnessism
Yo dude! There goes that JWism guy!
by Brother Al JW February 22, 2008
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JWism

The belief system of the high-control group known as Jehovah’s Witnesses. By dehumanizing former members and exerting undue influence on current members, JWism intimidates millions of people from exploring their own independent spirituality and critical thinking ability.

Arbitrary rules about appearance and choices of recreation, forbidden literature and association, heavy policing of thoughts and conversations and deeply rooted emotional anchors are all examples of how JWism maintains its stronghold on the minds and hearts of millions.
What I can not tolerate about JWism is that they insist that “Jehovah’s Witnesses” have the “Best Life Ever” when the opposite is true.
by Here_I_Am_Bend_Me July 21, 2022
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JWism

The belief system of the high-control group known as “Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

Followers include people who give unquestioning obedience to a “Governing Body” that is based in New York, USA. They feel good about themselves for doing not much at all except waiting for Armageddon, traumatizing children and vulnerable people into submission and exerting undue influence on people’s families, careers and personal finances.
JWism is not just a religion. It is a pyramid scheme that is also a toxic book club.
by Here_I_Am_Bend_Me July 21, 2022
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jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 11, 2004
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Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
by jpg3 September 4, 2011
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JWSMK

Short for Do You Want To Suck My Cock in Burnglish (Burmese English). It originates from Jye Wanna Shak Ma Kak.
-Hey dude!
-JWSMK?
-Man, you're gay...
by DJEsquire May 25, 2014
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jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks
1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!
by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006
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