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a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.
Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
by lame like betty January 27, 2009
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

β€œuwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily
My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.
by phrobowroe March 16, 2009
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When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.
Its time for your 7pm baptism. Get the shower hot so there is more room for the holy water...
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.
Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.
by Its lee dood September 03, 2006
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When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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