jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

by TexAMAggie05 October 05, 2006

alphaholic

Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event.

Damn dude, Jim is such an alphaholic. He's so obsessed with winning the race this weekend that it's becoming annoying.

by TexAMAggie05 November 06, 2006

eskimo girl

When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.

"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"

by TexAMAggie05 February 04, 2008

peter tracks

Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.

Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.

Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.

by TexAMAggie05 August 02, 2005

fo-pop

The sound a penis makes when it impacts with a girl's face. The result of a guy slapping a girl in the face with his member.

Ric: "Man my wife was being a cunt last night for some reason, so after she went to sleep, I gave her a fo-pop!"

by TexAMAggie05 April 16, 2008

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 July 24, 2008