"your jism is mesmerizing "
by Junkdumper January 26, 2009
by Love is life. September 13, 2012
I was trying to have a work call but all I could hear was the titanic theme being yodelled. Too much Jism to work properly
by JayOvertron July 20, 2023
The white liquid that leaves a boy/man/she-man's penis after achieving orgasm or witnessing the 60-year-old neighbour bend over in hot pants
by Sara Foo July 16, 2006
The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.
"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."
A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you
by thurb April 01, 2021