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An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the IGILFmug. AKA "3 girl rhumba".
Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.
Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.
me, the Bush twins (Genna and Barbara) and one of their hot but equally brainless fellow co-eds did the three girl rhumba in my parents car last night.
by poja August 11, 2004
Get the three girl rhumbamug. Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
by poja December 5, 2004
Get the Norwegian Woodmug. The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the the missing inchmug. One or more associates or confidants that an individual has to pass the dreary time away in the work environment or more obvious social occasions.
The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.
Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.
Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
MFQ: "Do you see those 2 cocksuckers? They walk around the building laughing!"
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the good-time buddymug. A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.
see jizz mopper.
see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 11, 2004
Get the jism wipermug. Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the emasculatedmug.