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Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
by poja August 2, 2004
Get the emasculated mug.An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.
by poja August 2, 2004
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Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.
Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.
me, the Bush twins (Genna and Barbara) and one of their hot but equally brainless fellow co-eds did the three girl rhumba in my parents car last night.
by poja August 11, 2004
Get the three girl rhumba mug.The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
by poja August 2, 2004
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Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
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Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
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Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
by poja December 5, 2004
Get the Norwegian Wood mug.A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.
see jizz mopper.
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Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 11, 2004
Get the jism wiper mug.The name of the modern Olympic games of the XXVIII Olympiad held in Athens, Greece 13-29 August 2004.
Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.
Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.
Who would have believed that the Athens 2004 Olympics would be the best Olympics ever!!! Sorry Sydney, you guys still get silver however.
by poja August 11, 2004
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