go to town

An expression often used in Ye Olde England to denote the act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus with a bevvy of eager slappers.
Tony Blair: "My word ole chap, I say we go to town with these slappers!"
by poja August 12, 2004
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IGILF

An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.
Man, Eugene O'Willey is a gagging IGILF.
by poja August 03, 2004
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vetzy

A pair of trousers that are generally worn three inches above the ankle.

A few inches of fabric short of the finished article.
All of Tim's pants are vetzys.
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the missing inch

The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
by poja August 03, 2004
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emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.
Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
by poja August 03, 2004
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Athens 2004

The name of the modern Olympic games of the XXVIII Olympiad held in Athens, Greece 13-29 August 2004.

Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.
Who would have believed that the Athens 2004 Olympics would be the best Olympics ever!!! Sorry Sydney, you guys still get silver however.
by poja August 12, 2004
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jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 12, 2004
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