jismopper 

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.

If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper

jismopper by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003

jismopper 

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

jismopper by Jay March 11, 2003

jismopper 

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.

After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.

jismopper by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

jizzmopper by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

jizzmopper by XenophonJ September 24, 2009

jizzmopper 

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

jizzmopper by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005