JEWnits

A Java tester method made by a Jew to test Java code.

I made some JEWnits for the Talmud viewer I'm making.

by Besdef November 14, 2018

jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jewtits

A pair of jewish breasts

her jewtits we're enormous

by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

Jewnius

A very smart Jewish person, or a "jewish genius." Usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.

Jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.

Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.

by francis4thewin October 26, 2009

jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008