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jewjitsu
jewjitsu by dannyfisch December 20, 2007
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JEWnits • jewnius • jewnited states of america • Jewjitsu'd • Jewnis • Jewnitarian • Jewnitials • jewnity • Mila Jewnis • jewtit
Jewnited States of America
The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021
Jewtits
Jewtits by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007
Jewnitarian
My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005
Jewnius
A very smart Jewish person, or a "jewish genius." Usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.
Jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.
Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
Jewnius by francis4thewin October 26, 2009
jewnity
jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.
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