jewtit

A weird combination of words.

You're a huge jewtit

by Twan April 1, 2005

Jewpiter

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

Jewting

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

by Savylthe April 11, 2022

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

jewpiter

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

by alf-ace February 22, 2008