Jewtits

A pair of jewish breasts

her jewtits we're enormous

by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007

Jewtits

A substitute word or answer to anything.

Get those jewtits off of my bed.

Taylor named his first born daughter Jewtits.

Jonathan - "How was lunch?"
Ryan - "Jewtits."

by Pantsforbrains November 8, 2009

jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

Jewtistic

"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.

"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."

by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017

jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

jewjitsu

Very important jujitsu in the game Neratu b19 on the platform roblox *i'm serious this isn't a joke this is a jujutsi*

guy 1: bro i just got the jewjitsu
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro

by Dont use your real name bro October 27, 2018

jewtit

A weird combination of words.

You're a huge jewtit

by Twan April 1, 2005