seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!

seinfeld by EJL December 14, 2003

Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.

George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.

Seinfeld by Big D June 27, 2004

Seinfeld

The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.

Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate!!

Seinfeld by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

seinfeld

Best Show Ever.

George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.

seinfeld by TightFade April 9, 2003

seinfeld

the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.

vandalay industries! vandalay industries!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.

seinfeld by Greg January 19, 2005

Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

Seinfeld by Tikibarberfan March 18, 2010

Seinfeld

An unparalleled television show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. Words cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a perfection and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best! Love it all!

Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, Sex with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking dog, Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese food, George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or food

So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano!! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman!!!, Jon Voight, Crazy Joe DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, Jackie Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues...

Quotes can be found at www.imdb.com with a forum

If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your [car and drive on over to the East Side.]

Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head. Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head? Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and [bum. You are now a bum.]

Classic.

Seinfeld by aussiegoat55 August 18, 2006