jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

jenity

Common slag, often used to describe sexually provocative women.

Look at that Jenity! She just gave head for bus fare!

by Hollaaat August 22, 2007

JEWnits

A Java tester method made by a Jew to test Java code.

I made some JEWnits for the Talmud viewer I'm making.

by Besdef November 14, 2018

jewnited states of america

Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.

see jew s.a.

"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.

by i fart 0n ye hippie September 8, 2004

Jewnitials

When your initials are J.E.W. But you are not of Jewish decent

He he has jewnitials His initials are J.E.W. But he isn’t even actually Jewish

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021