jewnity 

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

jewnity by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005

jenity

Common slag, often used to describe sexually provocative women.

Look at that Jenity! She just gave head for bus fare!

jenity by Hollaaat August 22, 2007

JEWnits 

A Java tester method made by a Jew to test Java code.

I made some JEWnits for the Talmud viewer I'm making.

JEWnits by Besdef November 14, 2018

jewnited states of america 

Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.

see jew s.a.

"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.

jewnited states of america by i fart 0n ye hippie September 8, 2004

Jewnitials 

When your initials are J.E.W. But you are not of Jewish decent

He he has jewnitials His initials are J.E.W. But he isn’t even actually Jewish

Jewnitials by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021