Italya 

An incredibly beautiful and sweet girl. She has a smile that will melt your heart and eyes that you can gaze into for days. Just the sound of her voice can make even the worst of days seem better somehow. Very passionate and an amazing kisser. She is affectionate without being clingy, but even if she was clingy, you wouldn't mind. Her skin is as smooth and supple as the finest silk, and to just be near her is intoxicating...

She's perfect... She's...Italya.

Italya by Glad I Met Her February 3, 2010

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Tour of Italy 

When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.

That chick gave me a tour of Italy last night and it was epic.

Tour of Italy by Hurley crew October 4, 2021