Definitions by CabritoSnow

Golden Cobra 

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.

Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.

Golden Cobra by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022

Pervention 

The act of cock blocking a pervert from performing any form of sexual assault.

You need to step in with some pervention against your boi, he’s taking unsolicited pictures of girls at the bar.

Pervention by CabritoSnow September 3, 2020

Mascot 

Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.

Arnold's sister is such a mascot!

Mascot by CabritoSnow November 20, 2019

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019