Investenet 

Online investment

Investenet in such diverse interests as *eeefeedalot* <eeefeedalotinfo/> *interestinet* <interestinetcom/>

may'v bn well meant.

Investenet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'

dude....your sister requires an investment bang

Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

investment biker 

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004

Investmenting 

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

Investmenting by bill gates investmenting123 December 3, 2010

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.

Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude

Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

Investmental 

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.

In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.

Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010

investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.

This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.

investerection by Germankid September 3, 2016