ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.
Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.
by Germankid April 15, 2016
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investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.
This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.
by Germankid September 03, 2016
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