Germankid's definitions

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.

This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.

by Germankid September 3, 2016