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Something extremely gay that the British columbia education people tried to make graduates do over a 3 year period.
It has seem to become an insult...just say thing word "portfolio" brings many angry faces, harsh swearing, and the worst human trait...lazyness....
I sometimes tend to think it was created only to prove nowadays youth as useless and subliminally show kids how they fail at life if they do not complete the "aspects". Therefore, there will be more jobs for the generation ahead as we would not be able to get jobs cuz we either didn't graduate, or just lost motivation due to the feeling of helplessness delivered by this object.
It has seem to become an insult...just say thing word "portfolio" brings many angry faces, harsh swearing, and the worst human trait...lazyness....
I sometimes tend to think it was created only to prove nowadays youth as useless and subliminally show kids how they fail at life if they do not complete the "aspects". Therefore, there will be more jobs for the generation ahead as we would not be able to get jobs cuz we either didn't graduate, or just lost motivation due to the feeling of helplessness delivered by this object.
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portfolio
Something extremely gay and pointles that Newark High School requires for graduation. Our superintendent, Mr. Sanders makes us do. He makes us do it so the high school looks good.
Portfolios blow ass!
portfolio
A substitue for the word vagina used to keep corporate email clean whilst describing to one's buddies the sexual encounter that you had the night before.
Steve: I dove into this broads portfolio like the salmon of Capistrano flock home.
Rob: Wow, she sounds like a classy chick.
Rob: Wow, she sounds like a classy chick.
portfolio by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006
portfolio killer
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011
portfolio investment
Capital investment in a foreign country that takes the form of purchases of securities (stocks, bonds, and commercial paper) in the companies of firms based in that country. Contrast to FDI.
portfolio investment by abu yahya September 28, 2008
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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