Jon's definitions

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

flippin' lousy

The Beatles, according to Pete Townshend, circa 1966.

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."

by Jon June 30, 2005

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.

That girl is such a prostitot!

by Jon November 12, 2003

Jaberwalk

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

by Jon December 7, 2003

Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.

Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.

by Jon December 7, 2004