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inej ghafa: you came back for me
kaz brekker: i protect my investments
by 1275_nina December 6, 2021
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Investment

A girl who is ignored despite having underated hotness due to temporary problems such as being overweight, having braces, having acne, etc.
While others ignore her you flirt with her slightly off and on until the day comes when she becomes the hottie you expected her to be.
Greg: dude that girl got hot this summer.
Jon: yea my investment finally paid off.
by Guru Master July 2, 2006
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Investment Bang

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
dude....your sister requires an investment bang
by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007
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investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.
by Jon June 5, 2004
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investment bank

(FINANCE) a type of bank that raises money for clients by issuing stock (see initial public offering and follow-on offering) or by issuing bonds.

Prior to the repeal (1999) of the Glass-Steagall Act, commercial banks and investment banks were required to be separate entities. Subsequently, the law was changed so that a bank holding company could own a commercial bank and an investment bank. Outside of the USA, commercial banks have always been allowed to engage in underwriting securities.

Investment banks usually sell shares of stock on a major exchange, such as the NYSE or NASDAQ. They give a fixed amount of money to the borrower, but also an agreed-upon number of shares, so if the shares soar in price after the public offering, then the investment bank makes an immense amount of money.

Investment banks also underwrite other kinds of securities, such as bonds.
Goldman Sachs is the largest and most successful investment bank in the USA. Prior to 1999 it was a limited partnership; now it is a publicly traded corporation and also a bank holding company.
by Abu Yahya September 25, 2010
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investment banking

a financial institution for the big boys. these "banks" raise capital for large corporations, governments, institutional investors, funds of various sorts by underwriting debt and equity offerings (new stocks and bonds.) They also advise on mergers/acquisitions/divestitures.
I decided I would give up my free time, become an analyst at an investment bank, go into investment banking, for about 10 years, and make my entire career earnings up front.
by natural delight December 18, 2008
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Investment Banking Bitch

IBB - Bitches with bread.
Todd - "Your pockets aren't deep enough for her. "
John - "What do you mean?"
Todd - "She's is clearly an Investment Banking Bitch , just look."
by daddybigd January 4, 2015
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