Investmental 

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.

In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.

Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'

dude....your sister requires an investment bang

Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

investment biker 

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004

Investmenting 

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

Investmenting by bill gates investmenting123 December 3, 2010

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.

Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude

Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

investment bank 

(FINANCE) a type of bank that raises money for clients by issuing stock (see initial public offering and follow-on offering) or by issuing bonds.

Prior to the repeal (1999) of the Glass-Steagall Act, commercial banks and investment banks were required to be separate entities. Subsequently, the law was changed so that a bank holding company could own a commercial bank and an investment bank. Outside of the USA, commercial banks have always been allowed to engage in underwriting securities.

Investment banks usually sell shares of stock on a major exchange, such as the NYSE or NASDAQ. They give a fixed amount of money to the borrower, but also an agreed-upon number of shares, so if the shares soar in price after the public offering, then the investment bank makes an immense amount of money.

Investment banks also underwrite other kinds of securities, such as bonds.

Goldman Sachs is the largest and most successful investment bank in the USA. Prior to 1999 it was a limited partnership; now it is a publicly traded corporation and also a bank holding company.

investment bank by Abu Yahya September 25, 2010

libidinal investment 

An attachment of strong, intense emotional energies to an issue, person, concept, etc., in such a way that one pays special attention to issues surrounding it and one reacts strongly to discussions and changes affecting it. Includes, but is not limited to, sexual and sublimated sexual attachments.

The term is psychoanalytic in origin and is widely used in cultural studies.

Right-wingers often have a strong libidinal investment in the idea of authority, so that they experience threats to authority almost as if they are threatened personally. This may be due to an Oedipal fixation in which their sense of personal identity fuses with that of the father, as threatening authority-figure, so as to enable the repression of castration-threat anxiety.

libidinal investment by Andy May 9, 2004