Hypertrash 

A failure so monumental that it goes beyond the definition of normal trash, an awful pile of shit that has no reason to exist and the world would be better without. This word is an overstatement except in certain circumstances.

Dude 1: man falcon and the winter soldier sucked
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad

Hypertrash by Phazerrr April 26, 2022

hypertasking 

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.

example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.

hypertasking by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006

Hypnotrash 

Adjective:

Any and all forms of pop music in which you disdain your own self for liking or find suitable. Upon hearing on the radio the first instinct is to hate it and find your self squirting yourself in the face with soap for humming it in the shower.

Examples include but are not limited to; Justin Bieber- Baby and Carly Rae Jepsen- Call me Maybe

Sentence: Why are you singing Party in the USA, that song is complete Hypnotrash!

Hypnotrash by Biggss September 7, 2012

penile hypertrophy 

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

penile hypertrophy by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

hypertask 

n. the performance by an individual of being able to execute more than one task at the same time. When a person is processing multiple business functions and using multiple tools of communication all at once.

In today's business environment we can no longer just multitask... we must hypertask!

hypertask by saviles January 12, 2009

Hypertrophy 

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

Hypertrophy by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004

hypertrophic scar 

A scar that's bothersome and unsightly because it's raised above the skin and looks like a lump due to too much collagen being produced during the healing process of a wound. It feels itchy and sometimes painful, too. It may take several years for them to flatten and fade, but until then they're a real pain and you're going to spend a bit of money on silicone sheets and scar gel to remove them. On the bright side, at least it's not a keloid.

"I have a few hypertrophic scars on my neck that have gotten me kicked out of my girlfriend's house because her parents thought they were hickeys."

hypertrophic scar by Dead Cardboard Box September 7, 2016