"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program, entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. The year 1999."
by f0rkb0mb April 05, 2013
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by udusers1 June 08, 2011
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the year UD started serving up definitions. and on Feb/08/09 there has been 3,700,219 definitions so far
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3,700,230 definitions written since 1999
3,700,230 definitions written since 1999
by dnkykng February 08, 2009
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The last year of the 1000 millenium. The 90's were also the best years in american society because the economy was soaring
by Ryan K. B. June 22, 2008
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The year whose glory all parties or get-togethers that are worthy of attendance should strive to attain.
Person A: "Let's party like it's-"
Person B (cutting off person A): "Yeah, yeah 1999. How original. Shut the fuck up."
Person B (cutting off person A): "Yeah, yeah 1999. How original. Shut the fuck up."
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The last year of the 90s and previous millennium. The year where Spongebob Squarepants and Family Guy were born, SEGA Dreamcast came out, Super Smash Bros was out, Jennifer Lopez's Waiting for tonight was good, Livin la vida loca! Alot more.
When we said goodbye to 1999, we said goodbye to the good old 20th century which was the best times of our lives :(
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