hypertask 

n. the performance by an individual of being able to execute more than one task at the same time. When a person is processing multiple business functions and using multiple tools of communication all at once.

In today's business environment we can no longer just multitask... we must hypertask!

hypertask by saviles January 12, 2009

Covid Hypertesting Disorder 

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

Covid Hypertesting Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

hypertasking 

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.

example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.

hypertasking by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006

Hypetastic 

Used to describe a noun that is both hype and fantastic. This person, place or thing that you speak of is just so great and exciting that you want EVERYONE to immerse themselves in it, to just bask in the thrill. Not to be confused with something that is just "all hype" This is the good hype, with good outcomes, something that you shouldn't be afraid to get all excited about, to vibe with.

Someone: Hey what's gooood
Someone else: Listen to SZA if u wanna get HYPE. So hypetastic
Someone: Hypetastic...you should define that on urban dictionary
Someone else: Her album Ctrl...HYPETASTIC

Hypetastic by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 March 9, 2018

hypermasturbatory 

the state of overly excersising in mastrubation

"hey, she is hypersexual!"

"yeah well im hypermasturbatory!"

hypermasturbatory by ACursiveMime April 17, 2008

hyperjacked 

Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means.

Clicking on a link with a header or information seemingly indicating what you are interested in, only to find yourself hyperjacked to a unrelated web page(s) or linkleach
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.

hyperjacked by Kevin Madsen January 9, 2008

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

hypertess by Paul January 9, 2005