A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
by Phazerrr July 15, 2022
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm making a game!
Guy 2: Cool, what's it about?
Guy 1: This guy named Billy Bob who's-
Guy 2: Change that name.
Guy 2: Cool, what's it about?
Guy 1: This guy named Billy Bob who's-
Guy 2: Change that name.
by Phazerrr November 05, 2022
The people who killed Kenny.
by Phazerrr August 29, 2022
A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
by Phazerrr February 27, 2022
Guy A: "Man, I'm hungry."
Guy B: "Same, wanna get some food?"
Guy A: "Yeah, how does Checkers sound?"
Guy B: "Nah, I was thinking Arby's."
Guy A: "Get the fuck out of my house."
Guy B: "Same, wanna get some food?"
Guy A: "Yeah, how does Checkers sound?"
Guy B: "Nah, I was thinking Arby's."
Guy A: "Get the fuck out of my house."
by Phazerrr July 17, 2023
A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.
by Phazerrr February 28, 2022