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Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm making a game!
Guy 2: Cool, what's it about?
Guy 1: This guy named Billy Bob who's-
Guy 2: Change that name.
Guy 2: Cool, what's it about?
Guy 1: This guy named Billy Bob who's-
Guy 2: Change that name.
by Phazerrr November 5, 2022
Get the Billy Bobmug. A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.
by Phazerrr February 27, 2022
Get the Fartmug. Guy A: "Man, I'm hungry."
Guy B: "Same, wanna get some food?"
Guy A: "Yeah, how does Checkers sound?"
Guy B: "Nah, I was thinking Arby's."
Guy A: "Get the fuck out of my house."
Guy B: "Same, wanna get some food?"
Guy A: "Yeah, how does Checkers sound?"
Guy B: "Nah, I was thinking Arby's."
Guy A: "Get the fuck out of my house."
by Phazerrr July 17, 2023
Get the Arby'smug. A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
Get the Shotgun Shitmug. A failure so monumental that it goes beyond the definition of normal trash, an awful pile of shit that has no reason to exist and the world would be better without. This word is an overstatement except in certain circumstances.
Dude 1: man falcon and the winter soldier sucked
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad
by Phazerrr April 26, 2022
Get the Hypertrashmug. A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
Get the Metric Fucktonmug. A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
by Phazerrr July 7, 2022
Get the Little League Dadmug.