Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate

1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"

Hypercrastinate by t0rp0r December 9, 2008

hypercrastinated

To procrastinate to the highest level possible. Often times making all partys involved hypertensive.

Amber Hypercrastinated all night then showed up at my house 3 hours late, making my hypertension kick in, not because of the lateness but because of her hyperstyle of hyperexagerating everything ever.

hypercrastinated by Mo Chaos May 5, 2014