1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
by spizzman November 30, 2004
by IAmLanky January 18, 2009
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
by Branden Hart October 20, 2004
To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
by Keane B June 08, 2006
The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
by tylerb91 January 19, 2010
by darqcyde December 24, 2008
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
by Family Julz January 13, 2009