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HORSECOUNTING 

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
HORSECOUNTING by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

Hornicorn 

1. a horny unicorn, often found in a magical valley

2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)

3. a shy, unassuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic sexual jokes and overt gestures
1. "We saw a Hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle"

2. "That hornicorn is the result of Frodo's drunken orgy with the unicorns of the Neverending Story"

3. "Who ever knew Marco was such a hornicorn?"
Hornicorn by CeleLight September 26, 2008

Horseporn 

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless
Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!
Horseporn by Pinko November 27, 2004

houlicorner 

When a croud of houligans are hanging out in the corners of streets.
When I was crossing the road I saw this houlicorner and ran faster across the road to avoid it.
houlicorner by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

Hopicorn 

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the lifestyle but is using the lifestyle HOPING some dick falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the swinger lifestyle but is using the swinger lifestyle, HOPING a man that is in the swinger lifestyle falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.
Betty is such a Hopicorn when it comes to the men in the swinger lifestyle.
Hopicorn by Tagnar February 11, 2015
A hell hole filled with saten himelf and a bunch of retarded rednecks. Horicon is also known for a shitty march and cheap ass penny pinchin wanna be gangster teens. nothing to do there
HORICON SUCKS!!!
Horicon by Gvjssb2 May 16, 2011