Horseporn

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

by Pinko November 27, 2004

Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

Horsicorn

A unicorn with the head of a horse

Guy-hey look its a horse!

Girl-that's obviously a horsicorn dumbass

by ogk89999999999 August 6, 2011

horsepound

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.

I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.

by nancyedwards March 16, 2005

horseposer

The unit of measure which is boosted when a tuner affixes vinyl "sponsorship" decals to his car.

Those 5 stickers on that guys front fender increase his horseposer by 1.8% each!

by Justin H Scott February 5, 2009

horsemonial

being so horny that you could fuck a horse.

Sensei - “Hey professor I am so horsemonial right now”
Professor - “Indeed Sensei”

by professorsenseibazza February 21, 2022

horsemorsh

n. an unusual word or phase stuck in the middle of a sentence that causes someone to look it up online.

he started talking about a blanket of fish, but it turned out that it was just a horsemorsh.

by Roel Munster September 23, 2006