hey look

Bringing attention or emphasis to archetypical or repetitive behavior on social media. Often used as a stand-alone rejoinder.

"Hey look! Brian is linking to that same meme, again!"

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

Hey look an eagle!

What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.

Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*

by CawaTehNeenja July 26, 2010

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 16, 2020